Brain Dump

Things I'm thinking today:

• Only one of the things I have to do today sounds even remotely appealing. I think I'm losing my desire to do anything.
• I found an old friend's blog, and he has written a Tetris program for it. It's fantastic. What a wonderful new way to waste my time.
• My sister is moving today. I never figured out how I'll get a hold of her while she's living in a hotel/company housing, which means I can't call to talk to her or call and wish my nephew a happy birthday on Monday. Poor planning on my part...
• If I ever get married on a Thursday, I won't make anyone come.
• April Fool's Day is not a nice holiday. I don't plan to observe it. No one who knows me should think that I will think it is even remotely funny if they try to play some sort of trick on me that day.
• I love getting a hair cut--it always looks so nice when my stylist is done with it. Now, I just need to figure out how to get her to do my hair every morning so that it always looks great.
• I saw a sign the other day that said "Big Pimp Sale" except it didn't: it actually said "Big Pump Sale." I was pretty disappointed.
• Yesterday, someone at work described potbellied pigs as "just like an animal." Too funny.
• No matter how many Hallmark cards I keep at my apartment, I keep having events where I don't have a card that fits, so I have to go to the store anyway, which totally negates all of the value of storing cards.
• I love asparagus.
• My mom is adorable: I can tell her that I need to step up my game, and she knows what I mean. Too cute.
• If my pile of stuff to go to DI gets much bigger, I may have a serious situation. Probably should just take it down there this weekend. Probably won't though.
• If you have kids, don't do drugs. If you do drugs, don't have kids. If you have kids and do drugs and a judge tells you that you have 3 weeks to get your life in order, don't come to court on drugs. Actually, that's just a good rule in general--don't go to court when you'll test positive for a variety of drugs.
• I'm screening my calls right now, trying to avoid an unpleasant conversation. If you call me and need something, go ahead and leave a message. If I don't call you back, you're probably the person I'm avoiding. :)
• My coworker can't say the word "inanimate," but it's delightful to hear her try over and over.
• I blog too much. I've almost blogged as much this year as I did during the entire year last year. Is it a problem? Some sort of addiction? I suppose there are worse things I could do...
• Is it possible to have raging apathy? Because I do.

I should get back to work now. Truth be told, today will be largely unproductive because yesterday was ULTRA productive, and I just don't usually do that two days in a row. Tomorrow, I have to work very, very early in the morning, so today I'll mostly just be sitting here, mentally preparing for that. I'm such an awesome employee.