25 March 2014

Headnotes and Giggles

I'm an attorney (that's probably not a surprise to most of our long-time readers, but I sometimes feel like I should loop in new folks).

One thing that I do most days is legal research. There are two main companies who compile all of the case decisions into a searchable database. Both of them are quite expensive, and each has its pros and cons. 

The companies work to differentiate themselves. One thing they do is make categories of what the cases are about, the principles of law in the cases, and make those sortable and searchable.

One company does it in the form of headnotes at the top of each case. These headnotes are generally quite helpful; they serve as a quick description of what the case holds is the relevant law. And every now and then, they're hilarious.

Here's a lovely one for you that I've been giggling about:


CIVIL RIGHTS - Arrest and Detention. Tackling arrestee to sidewalk, without in any way first asking for voluntary submission to arrest, was not reasonable.


Really? That wasn't reasonable?? Good to know! 

Sometimes, it's the job of the courts to state the obvious.

And sometimes, the really, really obvious.

23 March 2014

Best Friends

I strangely have two very close friends named Kimberly. And neither of them likes to be called Kim, so I always cringe when anyone calls either of them by that nickname.

One of my Kimberlys is from my childhood, while my other Kimberly played an important role in my New York life, before she had to relocate.

They're both fantastic listeners, patient, kind, hilarious, and loving.

They're both the kind of friend that, even when I haven't spoken to them in ages, we can pick up right where we left off like no time passed at all.

This week, I've had some really challenging days. It seems like work and my personal life ganged up on me this week to see how much I can take.

Turns out, I can take a lot.

I reached out to both my Kimberlys this week for support, and there they were, ready to listen, counsel, and love.

I'm so blessed with friends to take such good care of me.

Someone once told me that friends are the family you pick.

I must be a really excellent picker.

I don't know how I got to be so lucky.

12 March 2014

Happy Legs

We have had a couple of days of moderate weather in the last week. Of course, tomorrow the high will be in the low 20s.

Brrr.

But the other day, when the high was 60, I took advantage of the weather and wore a knee length skirt to work with no tights or anything.

My bare legs were SO HAPPY to be out in the city.

It has been winter too long.

I might start wearing skirts with no tights from now on. I'll just force it to be spring.

That'll work, right?

Long Morning, Short Morning

Time's a funny thing. It's both long and short simultaneously.

I had a million things to do today at work. Tomorrow is a big day for me, and I was doing some substantial prep work for it.

But at the same time, other current events made the time pass slowly as I waited for some news.

Long hour.

Short hour.

Time flying.

Time dragging.

I have a feeling I'm going to turn around one day and be a very old woman and have no idea how that happened.

07 March 2014

Marching on with Winter

Spring has not come to NYC yet. We're still freezing here. Everyone at work was deeply excited today because it's going to be 50 degrees tomorrow. It has been in the 20s this week.

If you need me, I'll be under a pile of blankets.