When you come to visit, please do not bring brownies. We all know that I will not be able to resist having one (or two) and then I get to spend the rest of my night feeling like a heifer.
The obvious solution to this problem would be for me to not eat the brownies, but that doesn't seem to be an option right now.
Thanks for your consideration.
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When people bring us treats, I take one off the plate, stick the rest in the garbage and then put a poopy diaper on top, so that I'm not tempted to pull them out of a clean garbage bag. You probably don't have to poop on your treats, but I'll leave that to your discretion...
Yeah, I think I'd have to leave any fecal matter out of the equation. I often can't actually throw things away because I have roommates and it's something that is for all of us, or something one of them made...I need to just live alone, no friend, no roommates...Just me and my vegetables.
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