More Bacon Than the Pan Can Handle: Why?

05 July 2008

Why?

As I sat down this evening to watch a bit of TV, I realized that I didn't really have anything recorded on the TiVo to watch. I turned to the live TV and began channel hopping to find something to watch.

Disgustingly, I saw a show listed on the History Channel called "All About Dung." A two-hour show...

The description of the show reads:

Host Monty Hall leads a safari to investigate the historical, medical, scientific and evolutionary importance of excrement and what it reveals to researchers.

Ew. Why? Why?? WHY?!?!?!?

5 comments:

Lacking Productivity said...: Fascinating.; July 7, 2008 at 2:31:00 PM EDT
JessiLeigh said...: I think its because there are so many channels they have to FIND something to fill all the hours! I hope you learned something new :); July 8, 2008 at 3:36:00 PM EDT
More Bacon said...: Yeah, I chose to NOT watch that program...although I'm sure I could've learned something, I'm not sure that those things are things that I want to know!; July 8, 2008 at 9:11:00 PM EDT
Bonny said...: Is it sad that my mom and I watched that show for about 20 mins? We were truly bored. They talked about dung beetles for the part we were watching. I'm so ashamed.; July 9, 2008 at 4:14:00 PM EDT
LL said...: I wish I had known. I would have had Javi watch. Can't be worse than that "Everybody Poops" book. :-); July 11, 2008 at 2:51:00 PM EDT

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