More Bacon Than the Pan Can Handle: The Weekend

24 July 2008

The Weekend

Today begins the weekend. As tomorrow is a state holiday, and Friday I have the day off, the weekend begins now.

Things to do this weekend:

Statistics homework
Principles of Information Systems homework
Statistics test
Visit a friend
Babysit my nephew?
Sleep in!
Go to the gym...maybe...

I also need to come up with some fun things to add to this list of things to do (besides visiting my friend and playing with my nephew). Not sure if I'm going to manage to do that, but at least I don't have to go to work!!

4 comments:

Unknown said...: From 11 to 3 on Center Street in Provo, they're having this... Taste of the Valley for $8. Look on Provo Chamber of Commerce website...

I would go if I wasn't working...; July 24, 2008 at 2:23:00 AM EDT
somebody's mother said...: Hurray!; July 24, 2008 at 1:09:00 PM EDT
LL said...: You're coming out here to babysit?? :-); July 24, 2008 at 3:08:00 PM EDT
More Bacon said...: You know I would if I could, LL...if only you lived closer. Actually, I'm going to be baby-sitting my only nephew who is even remotely close geographically right now. Everyone is abandoning me! :)

But speaking of coming to watch your kids, have you thought about Thanksgiving at all?; July 24, 2008 at 7:29:00 PM EDT

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24 July 2008

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