An Open Letter

Dear Women of the World:

You should not wear short skirts. You just shouldn't. I don't care how much you work to have lovely legs or how much you think it makes men want you (for the record, it may make them want you, but I suspect it's not in the way you would want to be wanted).

Additionally, if you are over the age of 40, you should definitely not wear a mini skirt. If you are over the age of 50 and in one of my classes, please, please, for the sake of the rest of us, don't wear a mini skirt.

Simple rule for everyone: put on more clothing. It's easy to figure out how much more you need. The less fabric you have on you today, the more you should go home and add some to your outfit. Please. Right now. We'll wait.

Thanks in advance,

Liz