More Bacon Than the Pan Can Handle: Today's Thoughts

01 July 2009

Today's Thoughts

If I, one of the most paranoid people in the world, think that you are paranoid, you probably should check into it.
I love clouds, thunder, lightning, and rain. I just do. I will love them in the spring, summer, fall, and winter. Especially in the summer. Sue me.
Four weeks until I'm done with school. It feels about 27 days too long, but I'll manage.
I have the cutest nephews in the world. Seriously, the very, very cutest. And smartest. Jealous? You should be.
My parents are fabulous. Jealous? You should be.
Thinking lots about this today. Read here and here for some good info from an unexpected source. Don't want to get too political on you all, so I'll leave it at that for now.
I'm thinking about learning how to play the guitar. I've wanted to for years, and now I'm going to have time.
Also thinking about learning to play tennis. Thoughts? I can't imagine that I'll be good at it, but could be fun/funny.
I'm not out to get anyone. No need to think I am, people.
That jacket I wanted to buy was on sale. I forgot to buy it before the sale ended. Now it's on sale again, but not as much. I'll just wait impatiently for the lower price. Now that I know it's out there, I can't pay more.

3 comments:

Shannon said...: I had fun learning to play tennis. I will say I am not great at it. Maybe practice would help...but that takes time I do not have. Try it! I would if I had more time.

Guitar. I think it would be fun. If you want to than you should. You said you have extra time.

Ok enough of my input. I am so excited for you. 4 weeks at my house flies. If you need to pass some time quicker you are welcome to hang here:); July 1, 2009 at 11:31:00 PM EDT
LL said...: I enjoyed playing tennis. I suck at it, but it was very fun.

I started to learn to play guitar, but didn't have time and quit. You should take it up! Mike has one that he let me borrow - I'll bet he'd let you borrow it too.

Can't remember the jacket...need a link...; July 2, 2009 at 1:04:00 PM EDT
somebody's mother said...: What about golf? It takes longer to play, but you can talk while you do it.

I think guitar is a definite yes.; July 6, 2009 at 1:28:00 PM EDT

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Oooo, he's a scary man! He knows bakery words!
My head was screaming "NOOOOOOOO" but my mouth was chewing gum.
I'm high, Mom!
He isn't so ugly when he is upside down and asleep.
We look a little hot. And not in the sexy way.
There's someone out there for you that's just as lame as you are.
Do you want the special occasion floss or the everyday floss?
I'm definitely at least one of the men.
Your memory is like, like, wow.
I tried working once. I didn't like it.
The denim says Friday, but the logo says approved.
Maybe if you'd eat more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
The nerds are like moths to a flame here.
Irony. Not a fan? Alright...
I'm gonna go talk to some food about this.
You have problems, but they're not my fault.
He puts the guber in gubernatorial.
The only way you could be more important to me is if you had a Kit-Kat bar growing out of your head.
I could sit down with a fork and eat that entire cake. Well, actually, maybe not, but probably with a spoon.
It's because I like you that I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
Turns out Barack Obama's not a secret Muslim. He's something much worse: a secret nerd.
Just be yourself. But not too much.
Everyone here has just been so excited for me. And involved. And intrusive. And weird.
If history tells us anything, it's that you can't go wrong buying a house you can't afford.
You put the Queen on your money. You're British.
So long, 401k!
High five, turtle.
That's awesome...and a little disturbing.
I'm not hiding it. I just don't want anyone to know about it.
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I'm gonna be fine. I'm just gonna sit here, alone...not technically, but emotionally...
Oh, goodness, look at my wrist--I've gotta go!
The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it.
You're not an old maid. You're a spinster.
What are you doing?? I'm being awesome!
Mom, only chocolate can make me feel the way I want to feel.
The only thing better than a cow's a human. Unless you need milk--then you really need a cow.
Let me introduce you to my friend, Lithium Ion...
Richie Mitch Moneybags Man
It's amazing how exotic Wisconsin isn't.
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When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
I'm full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it.
My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt...
I can't date! I'm not genetically set up for it!
His legs flail about as if independent from his body!
Superman - the only figure to become a cultural icon while wearing his underpants on the outside.
No, I'm not sick, just depressed--life going poorly.
I have an enormous sea-shell collection. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Perhaps you've seen it.
Did you say, "Billy--I love you"?
Oh, no, wait a minute--I have no one.
Football is like chess without the dice.
Be a man--stop caring what happens to other men.
That is juice squeezed from a person!
Just remember: if I'm harsh, it's only because you're doing it wrong.
I'm pretty sure she's baked on a professional level.
Yeah, it's in hell. Go get it.
I am awesome. I am! And I'm not sure why I'm the only one who thinks that.

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