First, I love corn on the cob. Love it. Could eat whole farms' worth of it.
Second, I should not eat corn on the cob in public. Seriously. It's a good thing I had dinner alone tonight.
These two important facts lead us to a sad realization: I don't want to stop eating corn, so I'm just going to have to not go out into public.
Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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