08 January 2008

Dear World

Dear Everyone Who Lives in Snowy Places - Part One:

It has come to my attention that many of you are not appropriately clearing your snow. If there is snow, when it gets a touch warmer, it melts and then refreezes into ice. This becomes awkward for someone like me who walks to work and other events.

Please, please use some shovels, some ice melt, and whatever you can think of to clear your sidewalks/driveways/parking lots/etc.

Alternately, you may provide me with your insurance information so that I know who to bill when I slip and fall, which is inevitable.

Many thanks from my soon to be broken limbs,

Liz

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