More Bacon Than the Pan Can Handle: What Not To Wear

15 October 2008

What Not To Wear

A clip of "What Not To Wear" was on TV just now, and the outfit that is being mocked is so, so similar to so many things that I wear on a regular basis.

Further confirmation that I am not stylish, at all.

I did, however, impulsively purchase a bracelet the other day when out with Somebody's Mother.

That's right--spontaneity AND accessorizing all at once. I'm amazing...

4 comments:

LL said...: Remember when we went out and I got some accessories, bracelet, ring, hair thingy, and then we went back to my place and I put 'em all on. All of them. At the same time.

I don't accessorize anymore. Not cool enough...

GO YOU!; October 15, 2008 at 11:26:00 PM EDT
LL said...: Oh yeah: I saw an exact outfit I own being mocked on that show once. Ouch.

And no, it wasn't my sweet pink sweat pants...; October 15, 2008 at 11:26:00 PM EDT
More Bacon said...: I completely forgot about that until this moment--too funny! I laughed out loud...

I'm not cool enough either...

Do you still wear those pink sweats? I'm looking forward to seeing them when I'm out there. :); October 16, 2008 at 12:28:00 AM EDT
LL said...: I wear them regularly. Sorry mom. :-)

I do get dressed in the morning (usually). But then, when we get home from wherever, I put my sweats back on. Lazy...; October 17, 2008 at 11:35:00 AM EDT

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