Wedding Tips

I thought I'd share a few wedding tips I learned this weekend:

If you are the best man, you should not call the day before to say you're not coming. This is simply inappropriate behavior, and quite stressful for the bride/groom.

If you are at a very fancy wedding, say, at a fancy Las Vegas hotel (like the Wynn), try to act your fanciest. That way, more people will think you belong. Things that can make you look very un-fancy would be being very drunk, dancing like it's a nightclub, and shouting across a room.

If you choose to wear strange underwear to the wedding so as to not have "lines," adjust that while you're not in full view of others.

Pick your pastor/rabbi/preacher carefully. Otherwise, he may say that he has good news: he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance.