Gee, shouldn't you be sleeping? (This is what you're all thinking, as I'm sure you notice the time stamps on my posts).
Yes, yes my friends. I should be sleeping.
However, I have one particularly noisy neighbor who plays really loud music on the weekends and is really giving me a run for my money tonight. And to add insult to injury, someone else has cranked up their own loud music. Different song, of course...would be too simple for them to just use the song we can ALL HEAR FROM THE OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
And really, REALLY, must you sing along??? If I can hear you singing along with my windows closed, you're singing too loud!! And off-key, but that's not the point.
ARGH! Angry bacon blog!!!
I am not one to yell. I'm not one to get into confrontations with anyone.
But seriously,
SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 comments:
Maybe you need ear plugs.
If they are noisy when we are there we can send your Mom out to shut them down. You remember the parking lot incident...
I'm sorry. I just bang on the ceiling/floor until they shut up. I am a jerk like that though.
Oh, I was wearing ear plugs.
No, Roo, you're not a jerk! I totally would if they were in a position where I could do that. It's not a neighbor that I directly share any wall or floor or ceiling with. (It's New York--we're all crammed in pretty tightly here).
Otherwise, I would've been putting my broom to good use, you can believe that! ;)
What's the point of living in an over-regulated metropolis if you aren't going to take advantage of some obscure agency.
Call the noise police, already, and see if they can help you.
And yes, if they keep me awake next month I may be phoning them to say, "Don't make me come down there!"
So I am assigning you to get their phone number before I arrive.
I was thinking last night how different it will be to sleep there. Here we can hear the hum of the toilet factory. There you get to listen to people drinking. But see the cycle?! Our noises need each other...
I liked my old brand of bacon better. It wasn't boring, it was familiar. Like good comfort food. So what if I just eat the chicken nuggets everywhere I go - I know I like them and they make me happy!
Our neighbors are really awful as well. The only thing that makes me feel better is that in 4 months we'll have a screaming baby. Maybe you can rent a newborn for a few nights of sweet payback?
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