More Bacon Than the Pan Can Handle: For The Fam

07 October 2009

For The Fam

Here are a couple of pictures of my newest nephew, for those of you who are family and cannot wait to see him! Born yesterday, 8 lbs, 4 oz, 20 inches (I think...you'll have to wait for his mom to heal up for all the official details).

Such sweet friends already! His older brother sure loves him!

9 comments:

Dave & Kandy Daniels said...: What a perfect little guy!!!!; October 7, 2009 at 8:24:00 PM EDT
Karry Seaver said...: I will give her a few weeks to heal, then I'm gonna be all over that cuddly little man. When are you leaving for Wisconsin? I figure my best bet is to visit when you're gone. ha ha; October 7, 2009 at 11:04:00 PM EDT
LL said...: You've nailed it Karry. :-) She comes on Friday - TOMORROW!!! Woo-hoo!!

I believe he was 21 inches long, not 20. Get a watch that works...

And his name is Ryan. Ryan!! I was sort of hoping they'd name him Shadow Boy, but I guess Ryan works too. :-); October 8, 2009 at 9:25:00 AM EDT
Glenn and Natalie said...: Yes...we were pulling for Shadow Boy as well. :)

He is so cute and sweet!; October 8, 2009 at 10:23:00 AM EDT
Shannon said...: He is so cute. Congrats to Jenny and Jeremiah. What a lucky Aunt you are:); October 8, 2009 at 11:00:00 AM EDT
Emily said...: How cute! Both boys are going to be such heart-breakers! Congrats to becoming an aunt once again!; October 8, 2009 at 1:12:00 PM EDT
Welsh Woman said...: I love the last picture of them both hugging! How darling!; October 9, 2009 at 4:11:00 PM EDT
Jenni said...: Cute!!! What are you going to do with all those little boys?!?; October 14, 2009 at 8:52:00 PM EDT
More Bacon said...: What am I going to do with them?? Squish them, hug them, snuggle them, play with them, read stories with them, and love them!!!; October 14, 2009 at 9:00:00 PM EDT

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