Dear Weather.com

I'm so tired of the way you mislead me. Each forecast, you toy with my emotions. You say that it's going to get cooler outside, but it's not. It just stays hot. As each day gets closer, you revise your wicked little numbers, destroying my hopes by changing the numbers into temperatures that I cannot bear.

I'm ready for fall. You're forecasting temperatures in the 70s this coming week. And rain. I need you to do that for me.

You've been messing with me for a month now.

Please, please, be right this one time.

Regards,

Sizzling in September