Dear World

(the first in a many-part series of letters to people in my world)

Dear Apartment Repairmen:

Thanks for coming to fix my clogged sink. I only had to call and request you twice, which is a huge improvement over the six weeks when you didn't come while my room was flooded.

I can sort of understand that you chose to use my fairly nice toilet paper to plug up holes, clean up after yourself, etc. I can almost understand that you used half a roll and then left a big soggy mess in my trash can. However, when you do this in the future, and you run the roll out like you did in my place, and you choose open a package to get out ANOTHER roll of toilet paper instead of using the spare which was already on the back of the toilet, please go ahead and put the new, also mostly now used, roll onto the dispenser.

Thanks for your consideration,

Liz

P.S. Also, if you make a big mess and toss my stuff all over and splash everywhere, please clean up after yourselves. I believe you know where the t.p. is if you need to use it...