More Bacon Than the Pan Can Handle: Stuff

29 August 2009

Stuff

My life seems to be ruled by stuff. As I continue to sift through boxes of stuff, I find that there is a big general category of stuff that I feel like I should keep, but it doesn't fit into file boxes.

I am THIS CLOSE to starting a new box called "Random Keepers." I have to get this leftover stuff out of my living room somehow.

It's totally throwing off the homeyness that my new love seat brings to the place.

3 comments:

IzeOfLight said...: Can we talk about how much I love that you just used one of my favorite words? Keepers. LOVE it. AND throwing "Random" in front of it? Love it more.; August 30, 2009 at 2:54:00 AM EDT
LL said...: Start the box. We all have one...; August 30, 2009 at 4:59:00 PM EDT
somebody's parents said...: I have a whole file cabinet of "keepers". Some day one of my children will be cleaning up and throw it all away. I wish I had the courage to just throw it out now and save them the time. Then I would just put an ice cream coupon in the drawer and could bless their life twice. Once for not having to clean up after me, once for the ice cream...; August 30, 2009 at 9:38:00 PM EDT

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