More Bacon Than the Pan Can Handle: Stick a Fork in Me!

31 July 2013

Stick a Fork in Me!

I'M DONE!!!

Holy cow, the bar is over. I'm working on a full post that tries to capture the experience that is taking the New York Bar Exam.

In the meantime, I just wanted to thank you all for all of the love, support, prayers, thoughts, texts, emails, good vibes, care packages, snacks, visits, hugs, and other general wonderfulness you've all given me for the past three years, particularly in the past couple of months as I've been preparing for the bar.

I sure love and appreciate each of you!

5 comments:

somebody's mother said...: Well done!!

I knew you'd make it through the bar.; August 1, 2013 at 12:10:00 AM EDT
LL said...: Woo-hoo!!!!!! I knew you could do it!!!! Way to go!; August 1, 2013 at 3:15:00 PM EDT
Shannon said...: You are amazing!! Way to go Liz!!; August 1, 2013 at 6:02:00 PM EDT
somebody's parents said...: I am proud of you.; August 9, 2013 at 11:58:00 AM EDT
somebody's parents said...: Bar post?; September 28, 2013 at 10:58:00 PM EDT

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