Teacher: Ok, so what happens after resurrection?
Student 1: (enthusiastically) FINAL JUDGEMENT!
(They all love that one for some reason...)
Teacher: That's right! And then where do we go?
Student 2: Well, there's the one that's like something, and then the moon and the stars.
Teacher: Exactly--the kingdoms like the sun, moon, and stars. What are they called?
Student 3: Celestial, terrestrial...
Teacher: Well, there's telestial next, and then...
Student 3: Um, choles...cholesterol...
Pretty sure we all know where I'm going...
3 comments:
Ha ha! Cute! Kids say the best stuff. Although this could be problematic, because now, whenever I'm in a lesson--or worse, teaching one!--on the three degrees of glory, I'm going to hear "cholesterol" in my head.
Wonderful!
heh win
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